Amid skyrocketing inflation, WH recommends Americas stop...

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Amid skyrocketing inflation, White House recommends Americans ‘stop being so poor’

GENESIUS TIMES
Exavier Saskagoochie
November 8, 2023 





WASHINGTON, DC—Amid record skyrocketing inflation, White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre suggested a few things to help them through the difficult financial times.



“The first thing you should do with all this inflation is stop being so poor,” Jean-Pierre said at her daily press conference. “It’s not the president’s fault you’re not richer.”



The recommendation follows a similar recommendation by the Biden Administration Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg for people who can’t afford high gas prices to buy a horse and buggy.



“It’s not rocket science,” Jean-Pierre said, “just become rich and then inflation won’t affect you as much.”



Jean-Pierre has several other suggestions to help survive high inflation:



Put more money in your bank account

Become a millionaire by condemning income inequality

Get richer

Stop being so poor

Vote for the same people who are raising inflation


Jean-Pierre expects all of you peasants to be richer the next time she sees you.


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