The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist
Sept 11, 2011 0:32:12 GMT -5
Post by PrisonerOfHope on Sept 11, 2011 0:32:12 GMT -5
The Psychiatrist & The Proctologist
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist & Dr. Jones was a proctologist; so they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign:
"Catatonics and High Colonics"
-- no go, so they tried: "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"
-- thumbs down again. Then came: "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.
Another try was: "Insane & Anal Pain"- and that was quite frowned upon.
Another attempt resulted in:"Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!
So they tried again with: "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts" - no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.
"Loons and Moons" - forget it.
"Air Brains and Ass Pains'' - not a chance!
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, specializing in Odds & Ends".
Everyone loved it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was a psychiatrist & Dr. Jones was a proctologist; so they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign:
"Catatonics and High Colonics"
-- no go, so they tried: "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"
-- thumbs down again. Then came: "Minds and Behinds" - still no good.
Another try was: "Insane & Anal Pain"- and that was quite frowned upon.
Another attempt resulted in:"Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again!
So they tried again with: "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts" - no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good.
"Loons and Moons" - forget it.
"Air Brains and Ass Pains'' - not a chance!
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, specializing in Odds & Ends".
Everyone loved it!
