Biden Chicago Boat Parade ends with 25 shot, 8 dead, 0 boats
Sept 10, 2020 3:53:41 GMT -5
Post by Midnight on Sept 10, 2020 3:53:41 GMT -5
Biden Boat Parade in Chicago ends with 25 shot, 8 dead, 0 boats
6 hours ago GENESIUS TIMES: Bubbaken Managua
Kennedy lifeguard not included
Thousands of huge Trump Boat Parades happened over Labor Day weekend and more are on the way!
There was one Biden Boat Parade over the weekend and it was held in Chicago. There were 25 shot, 9 dead, and 0 boats in the parade.
Our boat parade reporter has provided some suggestions if for some reason a Trump Boat Parade decides to turn their fleet into an effort to support Joe Hiden. You can make addition suggestions or other comments afterwards.
Start your boat parade around 2 to 3am in the morning. BLM/ANTIFA activists need time to get out from looting businesses and vandalizing memorials. They also need to steal other people’s boats. This is best done at night.
You are required to wear your Wuhan virus redirection masks at all times! including while eating, drinking, smoking (marijuana, crack, meth but no tobacco) swimming, and any intimate activities! Report anyone on the lake not obeying the Biden Boat Parade COVID-19 rules or mentions Hydroxychloroquine
Do not start your parade unless there are least 7 genders represented. You also need to meet affirmative action quotas regarding skin color and boat color before your parade against orange man can start. You must have at least 2 LBGTQ flags.
If during your boat parade, Joe Biden decides to communicate with you from his basement, make sure that your prescreened question cards are covered in plastic to prevent water damage.
Due to the effort of saving the earth from the evils of carbon dioxide, no motors are to be used in a Biden Boat Parade.
Just because you are on a lake, doesn’t mean you can’t make your peaceful protest look like they do in CHAZ/CHOP or Portland.
You can burn and loot businesses and houses all along the lake shore, including the marina where you launch/steal boats.
In the event of someone playing The National Anthem, don’t just kneel, but make sure your knee is at the bottom of the lake.
Remove all food and drink (including beer) from your Trump Boat Parade and replace it with Michelle Obama Cafeteria snacks and liquid Tofu Veggie beverages
Chicago made a good effort, but I think other cities around the country will do better.
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6 hours ago GENESIUS TIMES: Bubbaken Managua
Kennedy lifeguard not included
Thousands of huge Trump Boat Parades happened over Labor Day weekend and more are on the way!
There was one Biden Boat Parade over the weekend and it was held in Chicago. There were 25 shot, 9 dead, and 0 boats in the parade.
Our boat parade reporter has provided some suggestions if for some reason a Trump Boat Parade decides to turn their fleet into an effort to support Joe Hiden. You can make addition suggestions or other comments afterwards.
Start your boat parade around 2 to 3am in the morning. BLM/ANTIFA activists need time to get out from looting businesses and vandalizing memorials. They also need to steal other people’s boats. This is best done at night.
You are required to wear your Wuhan virus redirection masks at all times! including while eating, drinking, smoking (marijuana, crack, meth but no tobacco) swimming, and any intimate activities! Report anyone on the lake not obeying the Biden Boat Parade COVID-19 rules or mentions Hydroxychloroquine
Do not start your parade unless there are least 7 genders represented. You also need to meet affirmative action quotas regarding skin color and boat color before your parade against orange man can start. You must have at least 2 LBGTQ flags.
If during your boat parade, Joe Biden decides to communicate with you from his basement, make sure that your prescreened question cards are covered in plastic to prevent water damage.
Due to the effort of saving the earth from the evils of carbon dioxide, no motors are to be used in a Biden Boat Parade.
Just because you are on a lake, doesn’t mean you can’t make your peaceful protest look like they do in CHAZ/CHOP or Portland.
You can burn and loot businesses and houses all along the lake shore, including the marina where you launch/steal boats.
In the event of someone playing The National Anthem, don’t just kneel, but make sure your knee is at the bottom of the lake.
Remove all food and drink (including beer) from your Trump Boat Parade and replace it with Michelle Obama Cafeteria snacks and liquid Tofu Veggie beverages
Chicago made a good effort, but I think other cities around the country will do better.
link