Trump Supporter HillyRae Clintock Suspected Of Inciting Riot
Jan 18, 2021 2:40:21 GMT -5
Post by Berean on Jan 18, 2021 2:40:21 GMT -5
Trump Supporter Hilly Rae Clintock Suspected Of Inciting Riot At Capitol
January 15th, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Federal investigators are looking for Arkansas native and enthusiastic Trump Supporter Hilly Rae Cintock in connection with inciting the deadly riot at the Capitol Building last week.
"After analyzing hundreds of hours of video, we found that the whole thing started with her," said FBI field investigator Buck Steelington to reporters. "We ask that anyone with information related to this evil criminal mastermind come forward immediately." As soon as he finished speaking, several laser dots inexplicably appeared on his forehead.
Witnesses say they heard Hilly Rae saying things like: 'Boy howdy! I'm fixin' to burn this here building down!' and 'This house dun belong to me an' my kinfolk!' and 'The election was stolen from Hill-- I mean, Trump!'"
The large crowd, moved to action by her inspiring words, then began to charge the Capitol Building.
Federal authorities are offering a reward of 100,000 dollars to anyone with dirt on Hilly Rae Clintock or clues to her whereabouts. Unfortunately, everyone who has come forward so far has mysteriously disappeared.
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January 15th, 2021
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Federal investigators are looking for Arkansas native and enthusiastic Trump Supporter Hilly Rae Cintock in connection with inciting the deadly riot at the Capitol Building last week.
"After analyzing hundreds of hours of video, we found that the whole thing started with her," said FBI field investigator Buck Steelington to reporters. "We ask that anyone with information related to this evil criminal mastermind come forward immediately." As soon as he finished speaking, several laser dots inexplicably appeared on his forehead.
Witnesses say they heard Hilly Rae saying things like: 'Boy howdy! I'm fixin' to burn this here building down!' and 'This house dun belong to me an' my kinfolk!' and 'The election was stolen from Hill-- I mean, Trump!'"
The large crowd, moved to action by her inspiring words, then began to charge the Capitol Building.
Federal authorities are offering a reward of 100,000 dollars to anyone with dirt on Hilly Rae Clintock or clues to her whereabouts. Unfortunately, everyone who has come forward so far has mysteriously disappeared.
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