You might be a liberal if...
Jan 26, 2022 20:23:09 GMT -5
Post by Honoria on Jan 26, 2022 20:23:09 GMT -5
You might be a liberal if...
January 26, 2022
By Pete McArdle
Liberalism is a dangerous mental disorder, and early treatment is essential to regaining sanity.
Always looking to be of help, I've compiled a checklist of liberal beliefs so that concerned readers may gauge whether or not they're a budding liberal in dire need of intervention.
So, without further ado, you might be a liberal if...
You think having your penis amputated and your Adam's apple shaved makes you a woman.
You think a deadly virus emanating from a city with a level-4 biohazard virology lab actually came from an animal at a food market.
You know Democrats made it super-easy to cheat in 2020 with early voting, mail-in voting, ballot-harvesting, and the eschewing of voter ID, yet you believe that no widespread cheating occurred.
You're certain that the crime wave sweeping the country has nothing to do with Democrats defunding and denigrating the police, emptying the jails, and greatly diminishing or eliminating bail.
You think Joe Biden's hair, teeth, or compassion for his fellow man is real.
You're ready to block traffic, burn buildings, loot stores, and spit on cops when annually, a handful of black men are wrongfully killed by police. But you'd never leave the comfort of your La-Z-Boy for the handful of black men murdered in Chicago every weekend.
You fully expect lazy, fat-cat politicians driving around in large motorcades and flying private jets to tony climate conferences to save the planet.
You watch CNN's human potato, Brian Stelter, educating schoolkids on how to spot misinformation, and you don't laugh uproariously.
You think Kamala Harris is smart, charismatic, and a great communicator. Ditto for the Hildebeest.
You're fine with vagrants masturbating, pooping, and shooting up on city sidewalks. But you'd berate your teenager for doing those same things in your front yard.
You approve of criminals, terrorists, drug-dealers, and sex-traffickers — and some, I assume, nice people — pouring across our southern border, yet you have a nice tall fence around your home, deadbolt locks on all your doors, and a state-of-the-art alarm system.
You wore surgical masks, practiced social distancing, quarantined when indicated, and soldiered through the bad side-effects of not one, but two COVID-19 vaccinations plus a booster. Yet you still contracted the virus and, a month later, have not fully recovered from it. Still, you tell a pollster you "strongly approve" of the job Tony Fauci, a multi-millionaire on a civil service salary, has done fighting the pandemic.
You firmly believe that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, his guards simply fell asleep, and the jail's video cameras just happened to be inoperative at the time of Epstein's death. And you're certain the Clintons had nothing to do with Epstein's untimely demise.
You consider today's FBI fair, trustworthy, and non-partisan. And you find Comey, McCabe, and Strzok strangely sexy.
You think roads, trees, credit scores, punctuality, math, climate change, professionalism, and proper English grammar are irredeemably racist.
You strongly support the termination and dismemberment of unborn babies at any time in a pregnancy and for any reason. And you're fine with abortion facilities selling fetal body parts. But you'd never in a million years watch the actual procedure.
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January 26, 2022
By Pete McArdle
Liberalism is a dangerous mental disorder, and early treatment is essential to regaining sanity.
Always looking to be of help, I've compiled a checklist of liberal beliefs so that concerned readers may gauge whether or not they're a budding liberal in dire need of intervention.
So, without further ado, you might be a liberal if...
You think having your penis amputated and your Adam's apple shaved makes you a woman.
You think a deadly virus emanating from a city with a level-4 biohazard virology lab actually came from an animal at a food market.
You know Democrats made it super-easy to cheat in 2020 with early voting, mail-in voting, ballot-harvesting, and the eschewing of voter ID, yet you believe that no widespread cheating occurred.
You're certain that the crime wave sweeping the country has nothing to do with Democrats defunding and denigrating the police, emptying the jails, and greatly diminishing or eliminating bail.
You think Joe Biden's hair, teeth, or compassion for his fellow man is real.
You're ready to block traffic, burn buildings, loot stores, and spit on cops when annually, a handful of black men are wrongfully killed by police. But you'd never leave the comfort of your La-Z-Boy for the handful of black men murdered in Chicago every weekend.
You fully expect lazy, fat-cat politicians driving around in large motorcades and flying private jets to tony climate conferences to save the planet.
You watch CNN's human potato, Brian Stelter, educating schoolkids on how to spot misinformation, and you don't laugh uproariously.
You think Kamala Harris is smart, charismatic, and a great communicator. Ditto for the Hildebeest.
You're fine with vagrants masturbating, pooping, and shooting up on city sidewalks. But you'd berate your teenager for doing those same things in your front yard.
You approve of criminals, terrorists, drug-dealers, and sex-traffickers — and some, I assume, nice people — pouring across our southern border, yet you have a nice tall fence around your home, deadbolt locks on all your doors, and a state-of-the-art alarm system.
You wore surgical masks, practiced social distancing, quarantined when indicated, and soldiered through the bad side-effects of not one, but two COVID-19 vaccinations plus a booster. Yet you still contracted the virus and, a month later, have not fully recovered from it. Still, you tell a pollster you "strongly approve" of the job Tony Fauci, a multi-millionaire on a civil service salary, has done fighting the pandemic.
You firmly believe that Jeffrey Epstein killed himself, his guards simply fell asleep, and the jail's video cameras just happened to be inoperative at the time of Epstein's death. And you're certain the Clintons had nothing to do with Epstein's untimely demise.
You consider today's FBI fair, trustworthy, and non-partisan. And you find Comey, McCabe, and Strzok strangely sexy.
You think roads, trees, credit scores, punctuality, math, climate change, professionalism, and proper English grammar are irredeemably racist.
You strongly support the termination and dismemberment of unborn babies at any time in a pregnancy and for any reason. And you're fine with abortion facilities selling fetal body parts. But you'd never in a million years watch the actual procedure.
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