Here's Your Sign!

[PrisonerOfHope]

You've probably all seen or heard jokes by Bill Engvall, who makes jokes about stupid things that people actually say, after starting his routine with, "Stupid people should have to just wear signs that say 'I'm stupid,' that way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, 'Oops, excuse me...didn't see your sign.'" He concludes each story with, "Here's your sign."

If you've had occasion to visit some of the, uh...shall we say "nutty" end times sites, you've no doubt seen things that make you want to do a face palm while your jaw drops and you shake your head, and want to say, "Here's your sign" to the poster.

In this thread feel free to share some of the totally ridiculous, absurd things that you've read. Cut & paste, but please don't mention the site by name or identity the poster - we don't want to embarrass them any more than they already should be. Actually, since many of these posts involve so-called "signs," the topic title has a double meaning.

Here's one that's in our welcome message, taken from a site whose very popularity says a lot about the state of Christianity:



"God has used 'license plates' to speak to me in times when I REALLY needed some support. This morning I left the building department of the city of X about 12 noon. As I pulled out from the street parking into a major street I noticed that the license plate of the car parked beside mine started with 766 ___ and I thought that it meat the Tribulations on July. As I pulled further into the street I saw that the car next to that one started with 888 ___ which is the Greek gematria of Jesus.

This was to confirm the previous plate. As I drove towards my office, four miles away I saw another car with the license plate 766 ___ and beside it there was a car with 077 ___ which is the number I use to communicate with Jesus though license plates. The last stretch of my trip is through a small length of highway that today was free of cars till one sped by me having the plate 766 IIR and it was beside me till I left the highway one block away from my office.

The number 66 has always brought to my mind the Tribulations as this number is the last book of the Bible, the book of Revelations.

That I saw three plates with the same beginning in such a short trip with the 888 beside the first one is to me a very strong message that I believe came from Jesus pointing to the month of July as he start of the Tribulations. The Rapture should come before."


I saw this gem the other day on the same site:

OP: "I keep smelling eggnog infact in the last hours I have smelled it over half a dozen times close too a dozen. can anyone tell me is there any significant about eggnog?? any meaning to it. I smell communioon wine off and one but since christmas I have smelled eggnog SO much."

Response: " Eggnog is the drink of the holidays from Thanksgiving through the New Year. It is a sweetened milk and egg drink. Funny how you were first noticing the aroma of communion wine and now eggnog. Could this mean that through Christ's blood sacrifice we will soon enter the Land of Milk and Honey?!! You can also add "spirits" (Holy Spirit) to eggnog or keep it virgin (Bride of Christ). Guess we'd need both, though!"

They walk among us!

[shann0]

First time ever that I heard the Holy Spirit compared to liquor.... That's gotta be some kind of blasphemy.

[PrisonerOfHope]

Almost everything those people post is blasphemy, because they're attributing messages to God (including dreams and visions) that do NOT originate with Him.

The question then arises is - are they blaspheming the Holy Spirit by claiming He said certain things which He most certainly did not?

[PrisonerOfHope]

This is from today. Sounds more like poltergeists and deceiving spirits to me....




"Signs to the Believers the Rapture is Imminent"

To those of you who wait and long for the rapture, I am sure that one or more of the following has been happening to you. These are the signs of the Bride Groom preparing the bride.

1) You hear your name called in the middle of the night for no reason. No one in your family did it. You are all alone and it jolts you to the point you start walking around the house.

2) You have rapture dreams, tribulation dreams, alien deception dreams and some of the dreams you have been left behind to describe what the tribulation will be like to warn the others.

3) You hear shofar trumpet sounds out of nowhere and you start going outside to see if there was a train or another sound that could have done it. But you know it did not sound like that.

4) Things in your home that have the face of Jesus on it, they move around the house in various places for no reason. And there is no one in your house, they are at work, and it was in the proper place after they left for work, but is all of a sudden in another place in the house that has special meaning to you, ie the place you read your Bible.

5) The lights go off in your house for no reason and then come back on again and there was not a power surge or any other electrical problem. You know that Jesus is saying He is about to take His light out from this world (you).

6) You randomly turn on the radio and they are singing a song about Heaven, the rapture or Paradise whether Christian or secular. You turn on the television and they are talking about the rapture.

7) Your television or radio turns on by itself to a Christian praise station.

8) You turn your head and the time on the clock jolts out at you. You see numbers that represent the rapture to you on the clock and numbers that represent Jesus to you.

9) You are driving and you see a train of cars all put together miraculously by God to be in the same place at one time like blood cells carefully making their way in the body, telling you the rapture is coming. You see the license plates tell a story like a small whisper to stay ready.

10) Your old friends or neighbors all of a sudden get a hold of you after all these years and they are saved and tell you Jesus is coming. And then it is like you picked up right where you left off, they feel like family!

11) All of your dear family members who are born again and are older in age, seem to be dying and leaving this Earth to close out the Age of Grace.

12) People who went to church and were lukewarm are either totally on fire for God and the rapture, or have gone into a glazed over look that they cannot be penetrated anymore almost like a zombie. They are having visions and dreams and are on the rapture forums, witnessing, etc......Or they are telling you that no one knows the day or the hour and He is not coming back for another 10 years because a generation can be up to 80 years. Yet they know nothing of the blood moons, the signs in the Heavens, and they do not have visions or dreams. They quickly change the subject to talk about their kids soccer game.

13) You have lost your friends or family over your beliefs and are getting persecuted for being a holy roller, they think you need medication or are in some kind of cult.

14) You decide to stop by a cathedral or church on a road trip and when you walk in, the priest is reading scripture such as Lord, what are the signs of thy coming?

15) You have an out of body experience that allows you to feel what the rapture is going to be like.

16) You see flashes of light and know that God's holy angels are surrounding you.

17) You know that you just saw the Lord walk by in your house out of the corner of your eye and you feel His presence because you were just thinking of Him.

18) Your understanding of Jewish Feasts, Bible history and studying the Word of God has dramatically increased and you find yourself wanting to learn as much as possible. (OK, this one is legit...)

19) You have an energy to draw your visions out, write timelines or studies that you never had the energy before. In previous times you just had enough energy to go to work and take care of daily activities. Now you have a supernatural energy of God to sprint!

Anyways, I know there is more but these are not random events happening to one person. These are the signs of the Lord's coming happening to a large group of people over the face of the entire earth and it has been mostly since 2009!!

We are going home soon!

[PrisonerOfHope]

These people are too foolish to realize they're playing with fire. As Mike Hoggard says, "All the dreams and visions we need are in the King James Bible." Satan is having a field day, sending his lying spirits to toy with these silly people. Here's one from today:

"December 31,2011 7:25 while I was in the shower talking and singing to the Lord I see Jesus and he is pointing his finger upward and He says,"LOOK UP."

Nothing like having "Jesus" jump in the shower with you, right?

[shann0]

Mat_24:26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, he is in the secret chambers; believe it not.

Does the shower count as a "secret chamber"?

[PrisonerOfHope]

Manifestations of poltergeist activity is more likely. WHERE do you see any of this silliness in the Bible?

[PrisonerOfHope]

Okey dokey.....

"'The Simpsons' Says Americans Will Face Sharia Law, a Pole Shift, & a Cashless Society"

Yes folks, the obnoxious cartoon program is what you want to watch if you want to know what lies ahead. Bible? Who needs a Bible when you can watch cartoons?

[PrisonerOfHope]

They're coming out of the woodwork....

Door knob "twists" me awake at 4:20!!! (time of X's post); Jan. 1...Jan. 1 = 1/1...1/1 (11 11)??

ALL:

JUST as I was about to drift BACK to sleep, my door
knob "twisted" shaking me back into awakeness!!!!!
I looked and it was 4:20!!! [Just to let you know, my
mother is not up (at least I can't hear her stirring) and
she wouldn't do that at 4:20!!!]

42 = the 1st and 2nd Advent ("coming")

Any number times "10" means that meaning AMPLIFIED!!!

Ted Porter did a LARGE study on number 42 which is
posted below by BG Ellis. This guy is a notorious false prophet who has been wrong time and time again.

BG Ellis (28 Feb 2011)
"When is Jesus Returning? “The Answer is 42!”"

Maybe nothing but 11 11 "could" mean:

January 1st....January 1st

or

1/1....1/1

The
quake from Japan this AM was 6.8.

17 X 4 = 68
17 = "VICTORY"
4 = "Earth; door"

MANY BLESSINGS

“COME, LORD JESUS”!!!!


PS:

As I was about to post this, I noted that X's
latest post was at 4:20 (same EXACT time)!!!!!


Response #1: That is so crazy your doorknob did this at 4:20am! That is the Holy Ghost coming in! Amen!

Response #2: "So many Christians are hearing this same knocking sound, and the doorbell ringing, and last night... Our Brother from the 'XYZ' forum was woken up by his doorknob TURNING! Jesus is about to burst through the Door to get us! amen!"

[shann0]

*groan* Good grief!

[PrisonerOfHope]

Although we're supposed to recognize the season, yet no man knows the time, God told this dude because he's so special:

"It's been a couple of years since I posted something on here but I'm always interested in reading what others have posted here. One day a few months ago, I was visiting my grandmother, who lives in a retirement village owned by Housing New Zealand where there are 21 flats all together but they aren't all joined together. They are in blocks of 2 or 3 flats joined together. My grandmother lives at the end of her block ( flats 17, 18, & 19) in flat 19. This particular day, as I was leaving her place, as I was walking down the footpath, I started talking out loud to the Lord, asking him when would the 7 year tribulation end, and He answered me by saying "As your grandmother lives at the end of the block in flat number 19, so the final year of the great tribulation will also be 2019" Straight away I took 7 away from 2019 and it came to 2012."

[maeday5]

Jan 6, 2012 14:45:19 GMT -5 PrisonerOfHope said:

Although we're supposed to recognize the season, yet no man knows the time, God told this dude because he's so special:

"It's been a couple of years since I posted something on here but I'm always interested in reading what others have posted here. One day a few months ago, I was visiting my grandmother, who lives in a retirement village owned by Housing New Zealand where there are 21 flats all together but they aren't all joined together. They are in blocks of 2 or 3 flats joined together. My grandmother lives at the end of her block ( flats 17, 18, & 19) in flat 19. This particular day, as I was leaving her place, as I was walking down the footpath, I started talking out loud to the Lord, asking him when would the 7 year tribulation end, and He answered me by saying "As your grandmother lives at the end of the block in flat number 19, so the final year of the great tribulation will also be 2019" Straight away I took 7 away from 2019 and it came to 2012."

[PrisonerOfHope]

She's absolutely right about one thing - this IS crazy! Even crazier, almost three years later people on that site are still trying to figure out the meaning of what she "heard" (hearing things is something that sometimes happens when one has a headache) - there have been numerous threads since then in which it's mentioned.

Below is ABC's original post from April 22, 2009

"I heard, "5, 6, 7, JESUS!" as Noah's Ark closed with a bang!
Okay, this is crazy!

I was in the kitchen cleaning up from lunch when I suddenly got
a splitting headache! So I quickly got the rest of the food in the
fridge while cringing in pain, and then layed down with a pillow
over my head (my "do not disturb" sign)

Well, anyway, about five minutes after laying down, I heard
"5, 6, 7, JESUS!" in my head. This kept repeating over and
over..."5, 6, 7, JESUS!" And with each "JESUS", I saw the
door of Noah's Ark being shut with a loud "BANG". So I heard
"JESUS" and "BANG" at the same time.

Any ideas about the "5, 6, 7"? I really don't know. I've still got a
pretty bad headache, but I just HAD to come post this and see
what y'all think. I'll check back in a bit!"

[PrisonerOfHope]

Are you serious? Someone watches an amazing football game, then when he dreams about it, it's a "prophetic dream from God?"

Tebow in dream, then, "door handle shakes"!!!

ALL:

As most of you, I was THRILLED about Tebow's victory in
INCREDIBLE style again.

After driving about 12 hours yesterday, I was still able to catch
some of the game on TV and was thinking about JUST HOW
INCREDIBLY "NICE" AND WHAT A GREAT WITNESS he is
before I went to bed.

Our cable channel here in MS "DOES" pick up the NFL Network
(unlike the one we have in SC), so, I would not have been able
to see his comments to the media's questions after the game if
I had been in SC (I'm now in MS). His first comment he gave
GLORY AND CREDIT to His Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ and
his teammates.

But, I noticed somehow before I went to bed that I haven't had
any prophetic dreams of late. Maybe I just "thought" it but was
sort of desperate for some answers to "issues" that I'm dealing
with in my life and "DID" pray about that and, when I turned in
a One Year Bible I've been using before I went to bed, it seemed
to answer perfectly. Here's the verses that "spoke" when I turned
to them randomly before going to bed:

Psalm 35 (NIV1984)
17 O Lord, how long will you look on?
Rescue my life from their ravages,
my precious life from these lions.
18 I will give you thanks in the great assembly;
among throngs of people I will praise you.

But, that's NOT what this is about.

It seems for the last 2 hours of my sleep I'd been having sort of
an awkward conversation with Tim Tebow. I don't really know
"how" to approach such a celebrity.

As I was about to leave him, for some reason, I was supposed
to take someone to a wedding - Tebow's wedding - and I was
"waiting on them". It seemed this may have been a friend of
Tebow or relative or something (not sure). But, when I looked at
my watch, I remembered that I had to pick up "my own" Tuxedo.
(Seems strange, but, even though a "stranger" to Tebow, I was
"in" his wedding.) I looked at my watch and knew somehow
that I could "BARELY" make it to the wedding and pick up my
clothes - "JUST BARELY" but I WOULD HAVE TO LEAVE
AT THAT MOMENT!!!! This was the VEERY last part of the
dream which I had been dreaming of being with Tebow.
BUT, when I woke up, I decided to go "back" to sleep because
I was tired.

THAT is when my door handled RATTLED / SHOOK VERY
HARD!!!!! That "angel" knew my thoughts and was saying,
"DON'T GO BACK TO SLEEP!!!!"

Rattling and shaking a door handle is new to me although I
have had KNOCKS before!!!! I had that "rattling" happen
(and it was at 4:20 A.M.) back on the morning of the FIRST
DAY of 2012 (1/1/12), but this is only the 2nd time!! I wrote:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

JUST as I was about to drift BACK to sleep, my door
knob "twisted" shaking me back into awakeness!!!!!
I looked and it was 4:20!!!

42 = the 1st and 2nd Advent ("coming")

Any number times "10" means that meaning AMPLIFIED!!!

Ted Porter did a LARGE study on number 42 which is
posted below by BG Ellis. NOTE: BG Ellis is another false prophet who has been wrong time and time and time again.

BG Ellis (28 Feb 2011)
"When is Jesus Returning? “The Answer is 42!”"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ALSO, before I went to bed, I had watched the YouTube below.

Five angels had appeared around Stephen Brook's bed and said
that they came to talk with him about holiness (3:00+ in YouTube).
Stephen says that angels can "read your thoughts" and can pick
up on what is emanating / radiating from your thoughts. He also
said evil spirits can also read your thoughts!!!!! He said we need
to create an atmosphere that is conducive to the Holy Spirit.

Surrrrre they can.... And where is that in the Bible?

[PrisonerOfHope]

GET A CLUE!!!! NOT EVERY DREAM IS FROM GOD; IN FACT, PROBABLY VERY FEW ARE!

A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas. - Matt. 16:4

Last night I felt like worshipping the Lord in my bed as I was feeling that rare Holy Spirit sensation come over me and it made my prayer time just feel so good to be with the Lord and thank Him for all He has done in my life up to now!

It seems like all I was having come out of my mouth were the words There Is No More Time Left!! Over and over they would be repeating!!

I said to the Lord if this were you Lord why don't you give me something like a sign so that I can know this isn't just words! So shortly after that I went to sleep and it was about midnight when this happened!!

To my surprise I awoke suddenly at exactly 2:01 AM without anything to wake me up but I heard my name called twice like it was some male voice loud enough to make me think someone might be at my front door! So I laid in bed for a minute to see if my name would be called again but it wasn't!! That really freaked me out-I thought it might have been my landlord trying to get me up for some emergency situation that might have come up!

Another thing as I was waking up suddenly and heard my name twice real loud I heard this distant music in my ear slowly going away in the background!!! I don't know if it were heavenly music or what but it was coming from within my ear-maybe my spiritual ear!!!

I really do not know what this was all about!! Maybe the Lord was giving me this as the sign for the question I asked before I went to sleep-when I said Lord I need more then just the words, There Is No More Time Left"- I need a sign~!!!!

Too bad we cannot tell how much time is left with this type of answer! But I think we all know the time is short for the church to be around too much longer!!

We may know in a matter of a few days or few weeks just how short our stay on this earth really is!! Something has to break soon!!! It can't be quiet too much longer!!

[maeday5]

[PrisonerOfHope]

At last, a voice of reason....


Just a question about dreams and visions Christians throughout the world are receiving, is it possible that some of them are not from our Lord Jesus but from Satan instead? Perhaps, these are sent out to try to deceive children of God, to get them confused about all that Jesus had done for us and His saving Grace? To make us doubt and get discouraged. To get our eyes off of Jesus and onto ourselves. Christians that are receiving these visions and dreams think that they are really from the Lord and therefore, sharing with the rest of God's children.

Of course, the heretics refute her:

Heretic #1:

The devil would not give Christians and saints visions and dreams about the Lord's return and the rapture. Instead, he causes division and strife. The problem with visions and dreams right now is that we are not prophets, we are seers and when a person has a gift of being a seer, they get a vision or dream that is veiled. The veiling of the vision and dream means that it is a puzzle. So the problem we have is the interpretation of the vision and dream and the order of the events in which they occur. In a veiled vision or dream, the events are very peculiar. The body of Christ has just started to get visions and dreams (some have always had them) but as a whole since 2009 and on most of the forums, no one is telling people what type it is. I had a vision where I saw a nuclear bomb going off and then in the vision I asked the Lord where is the rapture? And then He backed up the vision like a movie rewinding and then I saw the rapture.

Also, our angels who are helping us get to the rapture door give us encouragement and little signs so that we make it. They do not know exactly when the rapture is, but they are trying to help us. For example, I get these little words of encouragement like if you can just make it to Hanukkah and then I see little signs of the rapture tied with Hanukkah. Then after Hanukkah I will hear, if you can just make it to Passover. Things like that. The enemy will want to take you away from the rapture and tempt you with money, a new job, alcohol, meeting up with old friends, watching bad movies, gossiping, drawing you into arguments with your spouse, trying to run you off the road when you are driving, your computer shutting down, computer being hacked into, your bank account being hacked into and other vicious things. The war is on and it is VERY vicious at this point. I have heard things like, the rapture is a hoax and you will be in a concentration camp. And then I will hear that since the rapture is a hoax, what is the point of living so holy if you are subjected to the same judgment as the wicked?

A prophet like David Owuor has an unveiled vision and the order of the events and the way that the events occur is exact.

The gift of interpreting visions and dreams is very special. And we are trying to interpret our own visions and dreams and that may be the problem.

Heretic #2:

I cannot find anything in the Word of God that indicates Satan speaks to us in dreams.
On the contrary God does!

Job 33:14-30 "For God speaketh once, yea twice, yet man perceiveth it not. In a dream, in a vision
of the night, when deep sleep falleth upon men, in slumberings upon the bed; then he openeth the ears
of men, and sealeth their instruction, that he may withdraw man from his purpose, and hide pride from
man. He keepeth back his soul from the pit, and his life from perishing by the sword. He is chastened also
with pain upon his bed, and the multitude of his bones with strong pain: so that his life abhorreth bread,
and his soul dainty meat. His flesh is consumed away, that it cannot be seen; and his bones that were
not seen stick out. Yea, his soul draweth near unto the grave, and his life to the destroyers. If there be
a messenger with him, and interpreter, one among a thousand, to show unto man his uprightness: Then he
is gracious unto him, and saith, Deliver him from going down to the pit: I have found a ransome. His flesh
shall be fresher than a child's: he shall return to the days of his youth. He shall pray unto God, and he will
be favorable unto him: and he shall see his face with joy: for he will render unto man his righteousness.
He looketh upon men, and if any say, I have sinned, and perverted that which was right, and it profited me
not: He will deliver his soul from going into the pit, and his life shall see the light. Lo, all these things
worketh God oftentimes with man, to bring back his soul from the pit, to be enlightened with the light of
the living."

Nightmares and fearful, terrifying dreams actually instruct us about our spiritual condition. We may
hide them from others, and even deny them to ourselves, but they are given by God to keep us from the
wrong path we may be traveling. God wants to deliver us from Satan's pit. Sometimes they warn us of
things to come, to comfort and prepare our hearts not to be fearful and be assured that God never leaves
nor forsakes us. The whole purpose of dreams and visions is to draw man to God, lead and guide us in
this life, and to show us His plans.

Usually God speaks in mysteries (symbolically) but without the Holy Spirit we lack the enlightenment to our
dreams and visions. If we are carnal and walk in the flesh, we will be like the pharoahs and "wise men" of
old. Only the Holy Spirit guides us and gives us interpretation if we pray sincerely and seek answers from Him.


WAKE UP AND PRAY FOR DISCERNMENT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!! SATAN IS USING YOU FOOLISH PEOPLE TO MAKE THE WORLD THINK ALL CHRISTIANS ARE NUTS AND DISCREDIT BIBLE PROPHECY!

[PrisonerOfHope]

DING DONG!

Did anyone else hear a ringing sound just now?

Less than twenty minutes ago, I heard what sounded like a bell ringing. It would ring twice, pause a few seconds, and then ring twice again for about a minute and a half straight. I asked everyone else in the house if they heard it and they said no. I could not tell exactly where it was coming from, but it was definitely not any type of phone. It may not have anything to do with the rapture, but I was just wondering if anyone else heard it.

Reply:

My husband and I BOTH HEARD a light, gentle bell ring INSIDE the house when we were laying in bed and not yet asleep the night before Christmas Eve....I said, "did you hear that?" and he said, "yes, did you hear that?" and we don't "hear things" if you know what I mean....very interesting...not sure what it means! Maranatha!

Reply:

I am hearing this high pitched ringing too, and noticed it more when online here reading posts! I thought that was strange! Very Interesting! Watchers Morse Code! Love it!

Reply:

I've never had a door bell sound. But I did previously describe hearing a beep electronic type tone similiar to the hearing test that we use to get in elementary school. I've also had a sound like the old dial up tone you use to get when you logged onto internet. I've also heard like waves in a sea shell or rushing wind. I've heard a shofar like sound back in Sept 11 (I think) Nowadays it's a puff of wind in my left ear. Also, this happens usually like a confirmation of sorts. I dont have to be on the computer to hear them. I could be talking to someone, (usually witnessing or giving a helpful word) Or while listening to a sermon or reading the Bible.

This has been happening on and off since 08. Im voting with X on this one. Let's call it is Watchman's Morse Code. HELP <<< (Handle) to JESUS CHRIST "Are we clear for take off yet?"


Something to think about: Non-believers lurk on many of these boards. What kind of picture of "Christianity" does silliness like this portray?

[shann0]

I'm with Mike Hoggard on this one, everything we need to know is in the bible. And I do mean EVERYTHING.

[maeday5]

Jan 9, 2012 22:58:19 GMT -5 shann0 said:

I'm with Mike Hoggard on this one, everything we need to know is in the bible. And I do mean EVERYTHING.

It's God's gift to us!! We are so fortunate to have it...we don't need the other ways (dreams/visions,etc) because we have HIS WORD.

[PrisonerOfHope]

For some reason, this woman thinks that everything that comes out of her 9 y.o. little darling's mouth is a proclamation from "god" - she's posted dozens and dozens of things he's said:


:My son came up to me yesterday on 1/8/2012 and told me that the Lord said about the rapture that "It Is Here" meaning we have crossed the threshold into the VERY VERY LAST moments before.

This morning at 3:16 a.m. a light in my bedroom went on by itself and I saw a shadow of an angel on the wall. And the moon this morning was ENORMOUS, my son said it looked like a harvest moon."

[PrisonerOfHope]

What can I say? Some just refuse to listen to the license plates!

IS GOD SPEAKING TO US THROUGH THE NFL BOX SCORES?



Is God speaking to us through the NFL box scores? I believe He definitely is!! However, before I make any observations on the box scores from the games on January 7/8th, I want to be very specific in saying that I do not believe that God has ANY favorite teams. Not only that, I do not believe that God would have manipulated events in a game IN THE PAST!! However, given the lateness of the hour, I would not be surprised AT ALL that God would now, and only now, choose to use these much-watched football matches as a glorious exception in order to paint a picture to us watchers of His complete control (to further ease our minds). As I will show below, I am confident that you will agree that indeed He has made just such an exception:



The Four Winners



The four teams that won over the weekend each have significance in the final days:



- Houston: Houston is a strategic oil port for the U.S.A. and its destruction would devastate the economy

- New Orleans: New Orleans is another modern day Sodom & Gomorrah, just like San Francisco. It is interesting that these two teams will now meet in the next round of playoffs!!

- New York: New York is the world’s financial capital and the head of what many call the “Modern Babylon”, or "Mystery Babylon"

- Denver: Evidence suggests Denver is home to massive underground complexes, if not cities, specifically built to maintain the survival of NWO elite residing in the U.S.A. during the Sudden Destruction. Indeed, there are many verifiable occultic symbols that “litter” the Denver airport (these symbols were the subject of a Conspiracy Theory television program with Jesse Ventura on the Bildebergers, the modern name for the Illuminati)



In contrast, the cities that lost, Cincinnati, Detroit, Atlanta and Pittsburgh, while still important cities, are simply not in the same stratosphere as the above four cities that had won. In each of their own way, the importance of these four cities that lost has vastly faded in recent times, in line with the continued deterioration of the U.S.A. in general (the U.S.A. MUST be destroyed, to allow the One World Government to rise from its ashes).



The Denver Game



Much has been said about Tim Tebow’s faith in the Lord. In yesterday’s FiveDoves, Jim Bramlett posted a beautiful story on why Tim is “for real” (http://www.fivedoves.com/letters/jan2012/jim19-2.htm). Given the lateness of the hour, I therefore believe that the Lord is using Tim to send a message to the slumbering Christian world. Just look at the following statistics and I cannot see how anyone could disagree with me:



- Tim completed exactly 10 passes AND rushed exactly 10 times. 10 is the Biblical number for divine order!

- Tim attempted to pass 21 times. 21 is equal to 3 weeks, of which the NWO is using four consecutive 3 week periods (inclusive) in which to give the world subtle warnings of Sudden Destruction on January 27/28, 2012! 21 is also equal to 3 x 7, where 3 is the Biblical number for the Trinity and 7 is the Biblical number of God’s perfection!!

- Tim threw for EXACTLY 316 yards. Tim used to put “John 3:16” on his face in college, but was FORCED to remove it – GOD WILL HAVE HIS WAY ALWAYS!! The most famous passage in the Bible is John 3:16, “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.” In other words, those who believe in Jesus, and love Him with all of their heart, will be Raptured and saved just before the Sudden Destruction!! As for the rest of the world, check out the next two verses (John 3:17,18), “For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.” In other words, those who do not believe will not be Raptured, but instead will have to experience the Sudden Destruction!!

- SUDDEN DEATH overtime ended at EXACTLY the 11-second mark. 11 is the Biblical number for disorder and judgment!! This is EXACTLY what will happen to the world after the Rapture / Sudden Destruction!!

- The final play for victory was an 80 Yard touchdown by number 88, a total of 3 8s equal to 888. 888 is the Biblical number for Jesus and our salvation. Praise be to God forever!!



The Saints Won



- The Saints – Lions game was back and forth. No one on earth really KNEW who would win until the very last quarter

- Similarly, during the final 1335 days, no one on earth will KNOW who will win – the NWO or the Saints, UNLESS they read and believe God’s Word, the Bible

- Another similarity is that, during the 1335 days, starting January 27/28, the NWO Lions will feast on the Tribulation Saints. The Tribulation Saints will be relentlessly pursued by the NWO, in order to torture and behead them because of their new faith in Jesus

- In the end, the Saints did indeed win the game, thanks to 3 TD strikes in the very last quarter (in other words, 3 strikes and NWO’s out)

- The Lions, on the other hand, scored EXACTLY 28 points. Not significant on its own, but did you notice HOW the Lion’s scored their points? EXACTLY 7 points per quarter = 7 + 7 + 7 + 7. 7777 with a decimal place = 777.7 = the greatest DOW point drop in history on the Feast of Trumpets 2008, signaling the beginning of the final Sabbatical period, on September 29, 2008. Also note that 7777 is also symbolic of the four judgments that is to come upon those left behind = 7 seals, 7 trumpets, 7 vials, and the mysterious 7 thunders.



I am sure there were MANY other significant statistics in the above games, but I believe that I have already listed plenty for you to digest. To reiterate, I do not believe that God plays favorites in sporting events (after all, there are people of strong faith praying on BOTH sides of the field for their team’s victory). However, given the INCREDIBLE LATENESS of the hour, I am convinced that God communicated to us, who are watching intently. More specifically, on this PARTICULAR WEEKEND (due to the NWO significance of this weekend in relationship to the Sudden Destruction), God has used these games to reassure us watchers that He is the One who is in COMPLETE CONTROL of these events, NOT the NWO. In other words, HAVE NO FEAR, fellow watchers, for He shall fully redeem us and keep us safe during these INCREDIBLE times!!


CONTINUING THE WATCH ON JANUARY 10/11!!



While we now have ALL of the NWO signs we could want, all on the EXACT days one would expect, I still feel we should be looking for the possible “icing on the cake”, on January 10/11!! Why? It will be 18 days inclusive to January 27/28, which equals 6 + 6 + 6 (the number of the Beast) AND 3 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 3 = 33.3333%, the percentage of angels cast out in the heavenly rebellion. It will also be 13 weeks exactly, to the coronation of President Obama as the king of the world, the head of the NWO, on April 11, 2012. 13 is the second favorite number of the NWO, as this is the number of people at the final supper, just before Jesus was murdered at His First Coming (the NWO hopes to repeat this feat – FAT CHANCE!!).

[shann0]

Blistering stupidity! Jesus, help these poor deluded souls!

[PrisonerOfHope]

Did you think the previous ones were asinine? Did you think it couldn't get any worse? Well, how about Tim Tebow as the AC?

Tim TeBOW + Broncos White Horse= Revelation 6:1??!

I emphasized Tebow's last name with BOW for a reason...Wink

Long post but VERY INTERESTING!!

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I thought this was a very interesting study on Revelation 6, particularly the four horses in the first 4 seals.

Scroll down to #15 to read about their theories...

Here's the first seal I mentioned above that may pertain to Tim Tebow:



VS 6:1 - 6:1 And I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, Come. 2 And I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him; and he went out conquering, and to conquer. - The Lamb breaks the first seal and a rider on a white horse with a bow and crown goes off conquering and to conquer.

15.1. A note about horses might be in order here. In the Old Testament scriptures, the jewish people were told not to own nor trust in horses, and in general it can be said that horses were thought of as being something that is evil. Horses primarily relate to war and waging war in the scripture, and thus here in the book of Revelation it is not surprising that we see Gods judgments being carried out upon the earth in the opening of these first four seals through these four horsemen of the apocalypse.

15.2. Christ breaks the first seal on the Title Deed of the Earth, and now the judgments determined by God to fulfill the outpouring of His wrath upon the rebellious people of the world begin.

15.3. When Christ breaks this first seal, one of the four living creatures speaks with a thundering loud voice, Come!, or as it can also be translated, Go! The living creature is of course giving this command to the rider on the white horse so that he might execute this judgment upon the earth.

15.4. If the rider on the white horse is not the Beast himself, then the rider is merely a personification of the emerging one-world government, or the instrument through which the one-world global government is to be instituted, and, in that case the Beast will later rise to power over this one-world government. In Daniel 9:27, however it appears that the Beast actually makes a commitment with Israel for 1 week, which translates to 7 years, so I believe he must be in power in the world at the beginning of the 70th week of Daniels prophesy (which is the beginning of the Tribulation period) when this one-world government is being setup, 27 And he will make a firm covenant with the many for one week, but in the middle of the week he will put a stop to sacrifice and grain offering; and on the wing of abominations will come one who makes desolate, even until a complete destruction, one that is decreed, is poured out on the one who makes desolate.

15.5. The rider on this white horse is described as having a bow, however it is not mentioned that he had any arrows. The bow is symbolic of the over-arching effect of this conqueror, therefore we must interpret this to indicate that this government will consist of all of the nations of the world. However, since there are no arrows, and nothing to indicate violence, this is the beginnings of a peaceful surrender of autonomy by all of the nations of the world to the one-world global government. In the beginning the Beast will conquer with diplomacy not force, but that will change.

15.6. Also, this rider on the white horse has a crown, stephanos in the Greek, and it is significant that it is a victors crown. However, this is not the crown that Christ wears in the book of Revelation. In Rev. 19:12, when Christ appears as the conqueror on the white horse, He has on His head many of the type of crowns worn by royalty, and the Greek word for these crowns is diadema. This is another indication that this rider on this white horse in chapter 6 is not Christ, but someone else.

15.7. John writes, he went out conquering, and to conquer, because the effect of this first seal is the beginning of the institution of all of the nations of the world peacefully being conquered by the one-world global government. I say that the beginnings of this merger taking place is emphasized in this seal because with the second seal we see that wars begin to occur. I believe that these wars are really rifts in the universal government that is to be established which will eventually will conquer the entire earth when the Beast takes power during the last 3 1/2 years of the Tribulation.

15.8. It is most likely that during this time period when the world is moving quickly to a global one-world government, that this will be a time where there will be the emergence of many false Messiahs claiming to be Christ, as Matthew records Jesus as foretelling in Matt. 24:5, 5 For many will come in My name, saying, I am the Christ, and will mislead many.

15.9. Actually, in the past 25 years, the earth has witnessed many men who have come and who have claimed to be Christ, and who have led many astray. However, I believe that this first seal may include an influx of many more who will claim to be Christ or a false Messiah for the world, and who have demonic powers of signs and wonders.

(To their credit, some told this person that Tim's not the AC. Here's his/her response):


But seriously, it's just a study that I came across and just found it interesting, don't you all agree Smile!

This stood out to me the most:

15.4. If the rider on the ‘white horse’ is not the Beast himself, then the rider is merely “a personification” of the emerging one-world government, or the instrument through which the one-world global government is to be instituted, and, in that case the Beast will later rise to power over this one-world government.

Here's my dream scenario (it will make you do one of these Eyebrow !!)

Broncos beat the Patriots this coming Saturday...THE WORLD IS IN A FRENZY...then they beat the next team. Soon, everyone will be reading Bibles, asking more questions, praying more often and possibly more souls are SAVED!!

THEN THEY WIN THE SUPERBOWL YahooBeerDance!!!

There's a sense of utter disbelief at first but all who watched the game come away feeling overjoyed and in absolute awe with happiness!! People are on their knees praising the Lord, thanking Him...more souls are saved...even after the festivities are way over, the peace and love just lingers on!!

PEACE AND SAFETY...and then the red horse...! The AC and the NWO would get us right when we think all is well and beautiful in the world Choked!!

This is what I imagined but hey, it makes me HAPPY *sigh* Bye!!!

All Praise goes to the Lord !!

[baydoll]

Say what?!!

Seriously?! It's pretty clear these people are being played and no, not in a good way. These are very bad spirits playing some very evil tricks and these people fell for them hook line and sinker.

It really didn't take much to deceive and mislead them, did it.