Oldie but goodie, updated
Feb 28, 2013 22:50:15 GMT -5
Post by PrisonerOfHope on Feb 28, 2013 22:50:15 GMT -5
An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on
board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison
said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and
prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to
die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.
The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United
States of America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.
The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of
the United States and I am the smartest person ever in the history of our country if not the world; some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.
The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life
and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let
you have the last parachute."
The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a
parachute left for you. America 's President - the smartest man in the world - took my schoolbag."
board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison
said, "I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and
prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don't want me to
die." She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.
The second passenger, John McCain, said, "I'm a Senator, and a
decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United
States of America." So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.
The third passenger, Barack Obama said, "I am the President of
the United States and I am the smartest person ever in the history of our country if not the world; some even call me the 'Anointed One.'" So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.
The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth
passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life
and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let
you have the last parachute."
The little girl said, "That's okay, Mr. Graham. There's a
parachute left for you. America 's President - the smartest man in the world - took my schoolbag."
