Biden Stepped Down. Here Are The 8 Things That Happen Next
Jul 21, 2024 17:27:49 GMT -5
Post by schwartzie on Jul 21, 2024 17:27:49 GMT -5
Biden Stepped Down. Here Are The 8 Things That Happen Next
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Jul 20, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
With President Biden stepping aside despite winning his party's primary, millions are asking -- what happens next? The Babylon Bee explains the eight things that happen now that Biden has resigned:
The nuclear football is given to "the black guy" until the next President can be sworn in: Biden's words, not ours.
A SWAT team will be deployed to smoke Jill Biden out of the Oval Office: Standard operating procedure.
Jill Biden will propose to Kamala Harris: The First Lady isn't giving up that easy.
A golden snitch is then released into the Capitol and whoever captures it will be nominated Vice President: Seems fair.
The cocaine at the White House will finally be returned to its rightful owner: It's about time.
Biden will begin construction on "The Joe Biden Center For Kids Who Don't Launder Money Good": Like a Presidential Library, only better.
Netflix will announce a biopic of Joe Biden, starring Denzel Washington: And Halle Berry as Jill Biden.
Candidates to take Biden's place on the November ballot must fight to the death under a waterfall: This ought to be good.
It's going to be a wild few weeks - get ready, America!
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POLITICS
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Jul 20, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
With President Biden stepping aside despite winning his party's primary, millions are asking -- what happens next? The Babylon Bee explains the eight things that happen now that Biden has resigned:
The nuclear football is given to "the black guy" until the next President can be sworn in: Biden's words, not ours.
A SWAT team will be deployed to smoke Jill Biden out of the Oval Office: Standard operating procedure.
Jill Biden will propose to Kamala Harris: The First Lady isn't giving up that easy.
A golden snitch is then released into the Capitol and whoever captures it will be nominated Vice President: Seems fair.
The cocaine at the White House will finally be returned to its rightful owner: It's about time.
Biden will begin construction on "The Joe Biden Center For Kids Who Don't Launder Money Good": Like a Presidential Library, only better.
Netflix will announce a biopic of Joe Biden, starring Denzel Washington: And Halle Berry as Jill Biden.
Candidates to take Biden's place on the November ballot must fight to the death under a waterfall: This ought to be good.
It's going to be a wild few weeks - get ready, America!
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