Texting For Cats
Jun 24, 2013 0:02:49 GMT -5
Post by PrisonerOfHope on Jun 24, 2013 0:02:49 GMT -5
Here are 10 abbreviations texting cats would use, along with explanations and sample texts.
1. LMAO: Licking My A$$ Off
Some cats have a licker license that doesn't ever expire. My Saffy constantly licks her bottom, mostly because she has long butt fur and it takes some extra time to clean the remnants after a visit to the litter loo. Example: "Just pooped. LMAO!"
2. CUAS2N: See You at the Screen Tonight
Some indoor cats have relationships with the outdoor set. The Romeo and Juliet of the feline scene might use this abbreviation when they set up clandestine midnight meetings at the window screen.
Example: "Hey, you handsome tabby -- can't wait to CUAS2N!"
3. JGS or JGN: Just Got Spayed/Neutered
Cats who just returned from the vet might use this abbreviation to let their friends know they need some down time. An accompanying shortcut would be SMN (Stole My Nuts). Example: "Yo, JGN. Feeling groggy. Can't believe they SMN."
4. HAS: Human Asleep
When humans go to sleep, cats have all sorts of opportunities to engage in naughty behavior. This text lets friends know good times are ahead. A similar shortcut would be HAW (Human Is at Work). Example: "HAS! Heading to kitchen."
5. MB: Making Biscuits
Happy cats like to make biscuits. This shortcut is a way to let friends know they're in a great mood. Example: "Just had dinner! MB!"
6. WBBBL: Watching Birds, Be Back Later
Cats understand the important business of bird watching and totally get that you can't possibly text and chatter at sweet-looking birds at the same time. Example: "Human just filled feeder. WBBBL."
7. HFV: Hiding from Vacuum
Most cats can't run away fast enough when the giant sucky-robot enters their space. Sometimes it calms their nerves to text friends during the whole traumatic vacuuming experience. Example: "Freaked. Under bed HFV."
8. DILLIGAC?: Do I Look Like I Give a Crap?
In general, cats are known to act indifferently in most situations. And sarcasm? They invented it. Example: "Oreo got a catnip cigar? DILLIGAC?"
9. F8MF: Freak Ate My Food
Some cats are pigs and constantly go after everyone else's food. As you can imagine, this is frustrating. Example: "Went back for seconds, but F8MF!!"
10. YHT?: You Holdin' Treats?
You know how some human homes always have the best junk food? Some cats always have the most delicious treats. Others are always after some of that good stuff. Example: "Got the post-nip munchies. YHT?"
1. LMAO: Licking My A$$ Off
Some cats have a licker license that doesn't ever expire. My Saffy constantly licks her bottom, mostly because she has long butt fur and it takes some extra time to clean the remnants after a visit to the litter loo. Example: "Just pooped. LMAO!"
2. CUAS2N: See You at the Screen Tonight
Some indoor cats have relationships with the outdoor set. The Romeo and Juliet of the feline scene might use this abbreviation when they set up clandestine midnight meetings at the window screen.
Example: "Hey, you handsome tabby -- can't wait to CUAS2N!"
3. JGS or JGN: Just Got Spayed/Neutered
Cats who just returned from the vet might use this abbreviation to let their friends know they need some down time. An accompanying shortcut would be SMN (Stole My Nuts). Example: "Yo, JGN. Feeling groggy. Can't believe they SMN."
4. HAS: Human Asleep
When humans go to sleep, cats have all sorts of opportunities to engage in naughty behavior. This text lets friends know good times are ahead. A similar shortcut would be HAW (Human Is at Work). Example: "HAS! Heading to kitchen."
5. MB: Making Biscuits
Happy cats like to make biscuits. This shortcut is a way to let friends know they're in a great mood. Example: "Just had dinner! MB!"
6. WBBBL: Watching Birds, Be Back Later
Cats understand the important business of bird watching and totally get that you can't possibly text and chatter at sweet-looking birds at the same time. Example: "Human just filled feeder. WBBBL."
7. HFV: Hiding from Vacuum
Most cats can't run away fast enough when the giant sucky-robot enters their space. Sometimes it calms their nerves to text friends during the whole traumatic vacuuming experience. Example: "Freaked. Under bed HFV."
8. DILLIGAC?: Do I Look Like I Give a Crap?
In general, cats are known to act indifferently in most situations. And sarcasm? They invented it. Example: "Oreo got a catnip cigar? DILLIGAC?"
9. F8MF: Freak Ate My Food
Some cats are pigs and constantly go after everyone else's food. As you can imagine, this is frustrating. Example: "Went back for seconds, but F8MF!!"
10. YHT?: You Holdin' Treats?
You know how some human homes always have the best junk food? Some cats always have the most delicious treats. Others are always after some of that good stuff. Example: "Got the post-nip munchies. YHT?"
