A wife told her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
He came back with 6 cartons of milk. She asked him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
;D
Philippians 3:20-21 “But our citizenship is in heaven, and from it we await a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ, who will transform our lowly body to be like his glorious body, by the power that enables him even to subject all things to himself.”
I have to be very specific if I ask him to pick up anything at the store. I remember one time I sent him to pick up some smoked turkey, the kind you slice up for sandwiches. He came home with turkey ham. I said "Didn't you notice it was bright pink?" He said "It said turkey on it." ;D
There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all argument, and which cannot fail to keep man in everlasting ignorance. That principle is condemnation before investigation. ~ Edmund Spenser
My mom used to stick post-its on my dad in the morning before heading to work whenever she needed him to do something for her during the day... every single time he would either forget something or totally mess something up.
Men! What would we do without them? ;D
Philippians 3:20-21 “But our citizenship is in heaven, and from it we await a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ, who will transform our lowly body to be like his glorious body, by the power that enables him even to subject all things to himself.”