Something Funny for Us Ladies Only...
Aug 12, 2011 7:53:01 GMT -5
Post by baydoll on Aug 12, 2011 7:53:01 GMT -5
This is cute, I copied this from Barbara Johnson's book "Living Somewhere Between Estrogen and Death"
Enjoy!
"Laughing at Life~
My all time, tried and true method for ligtening up any situation is to laugh at it! Fortunately, I have a lot of kindred spirits out there who share their funny experiences with me, including hilarious stories about their health problems.
One of my favorites is about a daughter who was concerned that her elderly mother hadn't had a Pap smear in several years. She finally persuaded her mother to let her make an appointment for an exam with her own doctor. "You can spend the night with me, and I'll drive you to his office in the morning," she told her mother. "Then we'll go out for a nice lunch."
The mother reluctantly agreed and spent the night in her daughter's apartment. The next day they went together to the doctor's office, and while the daughter waited in the lobby, the mother nervously undressed, climbed up o the table and, with the nurse's assistance, slid her heels into the stirrups.
The doctor came in, greeted her pleasantly, then settled onto his stool.
"My, aren't we FANCY today!" he exclaimed as he lifted the sheet draped over the old lady's upraised knees.
Shocked, she had no idea what the doctor meant. When the exam was over, she hurriedly got dressed and rushed out to meet her daughter in the waiting room. In a panic, she repeated what the doctor said.
"What in the world do you think he meant by that?" the mother asked, bewildered.
"I have no idea, Mother. What did you do to prepare for the exam?"
"Well, I showered, and I used some of that feminine deodorant spray in your bathroom," the mother replied.
There was a slight pause as the woman looked at her mother in the eye.
"I don't HAVE any feminine deodorant spray, Mother."
"Yes you do- that tall pink and gold can."
"Mother! That's not deodorant! That's GOLD AND GLITTER HAIRSPRAY!"
That charming old lady sure gave that doctor's day a lift, didn't she?"
Enjoy!
"Laughing at Life~
My all time, tried and true method for ligtening up any situation is to laugh at it! Fortunately, I have a lot of kindred spirits out there who share their funny experiences with me, including hilarious stories about their health problems.
One of my favorites is about a daughter who was concerned that her elderly mother hadn't had a Pap smear in several years. She finally persuaded her mother to let her make an appointment for an exam with her own doctor. "You can spend the night with me, and I'll drive you to his office in the morning," she told her mother. "Then we'll go out for a nice lunch."
The mother reluctantly agreed and spent the night in her daughter's apartment. The next day they went together to the doctor's office, and while the daughter waited in the lobby, the mother nervously undressed, climbed up o the table and, with the nurse's assistance, slid her heels into the stirrups.
The doctor came in, greeted her pleasantly, then settled onto his stool.
"My, aren't we FANCY today!" he exclaimed as he lifted the sheet draped over the old lady's upraised knees.
Shocked, she had no idea what the doctor meant. When the exam was over, she hurriedly got dressed and rushed out to meet her daughter in the waiting room. In a panic, she repeated what the doctor said.
"What in the world do you think he meant by that?" the mother asked, bewildered.
"I have no idea, Mother. What did you do to prepare for the exam?"
"Well, I showered, and I used some of that feminine deodorant spray in your bathroom," the mother replied.
There was a slight pause as the woman looked at her mother in the eye.
"I don't HAVE any feminine deodorant spray, Mother."
"Yes you do- that tall pink and gold can."
"Mother! That's not deodorant! That's GOLD AND GLITTER HAIRSPRAY!"
That charming old lady sure gave that doctor's day a lift, didn't she?"
