Another day, another deceased horned sea monster washed up on shore what is it?
To quote local authority Maria Sanchez: "We have no idea of what [it] can be, but it smelled bad." The corpse of a mystery demon fish creature washed up on a beach in Spain, and nobody can figure out what the thing is (though the word "dragon" has been thrown around). The decaying corpse, said to be 13 horrifying feet long, was forced to be buried due to health concerns, robbing biologists of the chance to assure the public that it's just a really ugly shark or something. For now, the conspiracy theories live on. Horned mermaid. Promotion stunt for the upcoming season of "Game of Thrones." The Loch Ness Monster's love child. We can keep going