Definition of Atheism

[PrisonerOfHope]

Atheism: The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense!

[emortimer]

you forgot then it turned into nothing above the water again then fish came on land