Post by bloodbought on Dec 9, 2013 14:21:46 GMT -5
Obama meets Mohammed
Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.
He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
Climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again,
He discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?
'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: Are you Mohammed?...' he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.
'No, my son....I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee..?'
'Yes! Please, my Lord'
God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!'
"When the Lord's sheep are a dirty grey, all black sheep are more comfortable." - Vance Havner
Philippians 3:20-21 “But our citizenship is in heaven, and from it we await a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ, who will transform our lowly body to be like his glorious body, by the power that enables him even to subject all things to himself.”