Another one I 'borrowed' and 'tweaked' from elsewhere:
As a retired person, I am often asked what do I do to make my days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. * I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a person a break’? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. * I called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. * So I called him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’ * He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. * Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. * Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, “Obama 2012”
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Philippians 3:20-21 “But our citizenship is in heaven, and from it we await a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ, who will transform our lowly body to be like his glorious body, by the power that enables him even to subject all things to himself.”
There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all argument, and which cannot fail to keep man in everlasting ignorance. That principle is condemnation before investigation. ~ Edmund Spenser
Philippians 3:20-21 “But our citizenship is in heaven, and from it we await a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ, who will transform our lowly body to be like his glorious body, by the power that enables him even to subject all things to himself.”