Post by baydoll on Oct 4, 2011 13:44:26 GMT -5
Another one I 'borrowed' and 'tweaked' from elsewhere:
As a retired person, I am often asked what do I do to make my days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
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I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a person a break’? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
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I called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
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So I called him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’
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He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
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Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
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Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, “Obama 2012”
;D
As a retired person, I am often asked what do I do to make my days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
*
I said to him, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a person a break’? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
*
I called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
*
So I called him a ‘doughnut eating Gestapo.’
*
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
*
Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
*
Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, “Obama 2012”
;D
