What we all need: The Jesus Rapture Toaster
Mar 5, 2015 20:12:35 GMT -5
Post by PurplePuppy on Mar 5, 2015 20:12:35 GMT -5
This is a real product; you can get one on Amazon:
The Jesus Rapture Toaster
Don't Get Toasted without One!
Creates Jesus on Toast during the Great Toasting
Smite Your Breakfast
The New Jesus Toaster
Check out the reviews:
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Terrible. Imagine my disappointment when my toast popped up ...
By Anonymous on October 9, 2014
Terrible. Imagine my disappointment when my toast popped up and instead of seeing a charred image of Jesus, there was only a distorted mark that vaguely resembled the fat guy in the 'Hangover' films with a slightly abnormal suntan. It's very upsetting and I'm now questioning the entire validity of religion. In a leap of faith, I crammed five loaves of bread into the toaster and called on Jesus to perform his 'Feeding of the 5,000' miracle. I waited beside my toaster for six days and nothing happened. My wife and I are denouncing Christianity and enjoying a new kind of breakfast experience with our Charles Darwin Omelette Maker.
Four Stars
By Rommel on October 8, 2014
It must work since nobody has remained behind to write a review
Looks like it might work!
By Dr. Coffee on December 13, 2014
My wife got the package this morning, while I was in the shower. She's not here anymore! I've got some bread in it now and it should be popping up any minu
My co-worker bought this for the break room So far ...
By Bibliophile on January 15, 2015
My co-worker bought this for the break room So far we have 20 new openings. I'm eyeing my boss' position so i gave him some bread to toast. I expect my promotion should should be coming through any time now.
If you want one, you can order it at this link
The Jesus Rapture Toaster
Don't Get Toasted without One!
Creates Jesus on Toast during the Great Toasting
Smite Your Breakfast
The New Jesus Toaster
Check out the reviews:
Most Helpful Customer Reviews
Terrible. Imagine my disappointment when my toast popped up ...
By Anonymous on October 9, 2014
Terrible. Imagine my disappointment when my toast popped up and instead of seeing a charred image of Jesus, there was only a distorted mark that vaguely resembled the fat guy in the 'Hangover' films with a slightly abnormal suntan. It's very upsetting and I'm now questioning the entire validity of religion. In a leap of faith, I crammed five loaves of bread into the toaster and called on Jesus to perform his 'Feeding of the 5,000' miracle. I waited beside my toaster for six days and nothing happened. My wife and I are denouncing Christianity and enjoying a new kind of breakfast experience with our Charles Darwin Omelette Maker.
Four Stars
By Rommel on October 8, 2014
It must work since nobody has remained behind to write a review
Looks like it might work!
By Dr. Coffee on December 13, 2014
My wife got the package this morning, while I was in the shower. She's not here anymore! I've got some bread in it now and it should be popping up any minu
My co-worker bought this for the break room So far ...
By Bibliophile on January 15, 2015
My co-worker bought this for the break room So far we have 20 new openings. I'm eyeing my boss' position so i gave him some bread to toast. I expect my promotion should should be coming through any time now.
If you want one, you can order it at this link