Lost on a rainy night, a rabbi stumbles into a monastery...

[Berean]

Lost on a rainy night, a rabbi stumbles into a monastery.



"Welcome, Rabbi! You're just in time for dinner!"



"Thank you so much, but I can't eat meat that isn't kosher."



"We have excellent fish 'n chips."



"Oh, wonderful."



They eat.



"Say, these are the best fish n' chips I've ever tasted. May I thank the chef?"



"Certainly. Brother Michael and Brother Francis, please come in!"



"Very pleased to meet you, gentlemen. I just wanted to thank you for the finest fish and chips I've ever had. Just out of curiosity, who cooked what?"



Brother Michael replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."



The rabbi turns to the other brother and says, "Then you must be...."



"Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."