Who Does The Land of Israel Belong To?
Jun 26, 2011 23:54:19 GMT -5
Post by PrisonerOfHope on Jun 26, 2011 23:54:19 GMT -5
Who Does The Land of Israel Belong To?
An Israeli sense of humor at United Nations recently set the record straight. An ingenious example of speech, humor and politics occurred
recently in the United Nations General Assembly and made the world community smile.
The representative from Israel began: "Before starting my talk I want to tell you something about Moses: When he struck the rock and it
brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
"So Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. But when he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had
vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!"
At this point, the Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, "What are you talking about? The Palestinians
weren't there then!"
The Israeli representative looked at him, smiled and said, "Thank you. And now that we have made that fact clear, I will begin my speech..."
