The White House To Change Name To “The Out House”

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The White House To Change Name To “The Out House” After New Government Bathroom Policies
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WASHINGTON D.C. – In a stunning development earlier today President Obama signed an executive order making all government building bathrooms in Washington D.C. reserved for Transgender American use only.

“I want transgender voters to know that they can go where I go.” stated President Obama.

After the announcement, thousands of transgender adults flocked to the white house to use their facilities. Due to the quickly developing crowds, long lines at each bathroom began to develop. Many transgenders could be seen doing what it commonly called “the pee-pee” dance.

While the new law oviously has the LBGT community excited, it has left many of the white house staffers and other government officials confused. “I don’t know where I’m supposed to do my business now,” said one White House Staffer. “I guess I’ll be sharing The South Lawn with Bo.” When questioning the staffer how he felt about sharing The South Lawn with the Obama’s dog, Bo, he giggled and said it was his “duty.”

To help sell the idea to the public and build support of the new law, The White House will be renamed “The Out House,” a term that has many conservatives thrilled.

“I don’t know why everyone is making such a big deal about the name change. I mean, that building been mostly full of feces now for almost 8 years as it is,” explained Jimmy Alexander, one out-spoken conservative.

The Obama Administration has not yet returned calls to comment on the long lines or the name-change. Sources close to the situation say this is because the staffers went home to get some well deserved bathroom privacy.

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