Trump outsmarts Hillary again!
Aug 29, 2016 16:22:10 GMT -5
Post by Midnight on Aug 29, 2016 16:22:10 GMT -5
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a donut shop. While the owner is distracted Hillary steals three donuts and hides them in her purse.
Trump notices this theft. Hillary brags to Trump, "Ha ha ha. That fool donut shop owner didn't even catch me!"
"That is so typical of how you operate Crooked Hillary," Trump says. "Always stealing from people. Let me show you how it's done."
Trump says to the donut shop owner, "Sir, if you give me a donut, I'll show you a magic trick."
So the donut shop owner gives Trump a donut and Trump eats it. "Give me another one," he says. So the owner gives Trump a second one and he eats it. He says to the owner, "Give me another," and the owner somewhat reluctantly gives him a third donut which Trump promptly devours and stands smiling at the donut shop owner.
The donut shop owner says to Trump, "Ok, I gave you three donuts, where's the magic trick you promised?"
Trump says, "Look in Hillary's purse."
Trump notices this theft. Hillary brags to Trump, "Ha ha ha. That fool donut shop owner didn't even catch me!"
"That is so typical of how you operate Crooked Hillary," Trump says. "Always stealing from people. Let me show you how it's done."
Trump says to the donut shop owner, "Sir, if you give me a donut, I'll show you a magic trick."
So the donut shop owner gives Trump a donut and Trump eats it. "Give me another one," he says. So the owner gives Trump a second one and he eats it. He says to the owner, "Give me another," and the owner somewhat reluctantly gives him a third donut which Trump promptly devours and stands smiling at the donut shop owner.
The donut shop owner says to Trump, "Ok, I gave you three donuts, where's the magic trick you promised?"
Trump says, "Look in Hillary's purse."