Divine intervention is needed to save the euro
Mar 30, 2012 11:20:54 GMT -5
Post by PrisonerOfHope on Mar 30, 2012 11:20:54 GMT -5
Yeah, right, like THE POPE could help! 
Divine intervention is needed to save the euro, EU officials joke
The best hope for saving the euro is for the Pope to pray for divine intervention, according to an email written in the office of Herman Van Rompuy, the man charged with preserving the European Union's single currency.
Bruno Waterfield
By Bruno Waterfield, Brussels
11:59PM BST 29 Mar 2012
The message was an April Fool's day joke that was intended for internal consumption only but was leaked yesterday, as are most genuine documents on the euro's survival.
New talks were needed, the "communique" said, and should include Pope Benedict XVI, as Sovereign of the Vatican City State, which uses the euro.
"The presence of His Holiness the Pope affords an opportunity to pray for divine intervention to save the euro. This is now seen as the most credible strategy," concluded the spoof press release, crafted by one of Mr Van Rompuy's aides.
The press office of the Council of EU, whose official letterhead was used for the joke statement, is not said to be amused after receiving calls asking about the "April 1 summit".
"I glad someone thinks this is a laughing matter, but it's no joke for us," said one official.
EU officials are working on proposals aimed at averting a new phase of the eurozone crisis. They will be discussed by finance ministers in Copenhagen today amid a row over increasing the size of the eurozone bailout fund to 1 trillion euros.
The extra cash, fiercely resisted by Germany, is needed because of a growing risk that Spain, one the euro's biggest economies, will suffer a Greek-style debt crisis this summer.
Nigel Farage, the leader of Ukip, said: "Divine intervention might be more effective that the intervention of the European Central Bank, but an all seeing, all knowing God would be wise to keep out of the euro."
Officials who circulated the spoof email did not intend their work to become public, or to be seen by their boss, Mr Van Rompuy, the president of European Councils.
The reference to the Pope and the power of prayer has entertained Mr Van Rompuy's staff because he is an austere Catholic who goes on retreat to a Trappist monastery where his brother-in-law is a monk.
"It's just a little joke," said the aide. "He doesn't know about it. Although he might now."
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/9174552/Divine-intervention-is-needed-to-save-the-euro-EU-officials-joke.html
Divine intervention is needed to save the euro, EU officials joke
The best hope for saving the euro is for the Pope to pray for divine intervention, according to an email written in the office of Herman Van Rompuy, the man charged with preserving the European Union's single currency.
Bruno Waterfield
By Bruno Waterfield, Brussels
11:59PM BST 29 Mar 2012
The message was an April Fool's day joke that was intended for internal consumption only but was leaked yesterday, as are most genuine documents on the euro's survival.
New talks were needed, the "communique" said, and should include Pope Benedict XVI, as Sovereign of the Vatican City State, which uses the euro.
"The presence of His Holiness the Pope affords an opportunity to pray for divine intervention to save the euro. This is now seen as the most credible strategy," concluded the spoof press release, crafted by one of Mr Van Rompuy's aides.
The press office of the Council of EU, whose official letterhead was used for the joke statement, is not said to be amused after receiving calls asking about the "April 1 summit".
"I glad someone thinks this is a laughing matter, but it's no joke for us," said one official.
EU officials are working on proposals aimed at averting a new phase of the eurozone crisis. They will be discussed by finance ministers in Copenhagen today amid a row over increasing the size of the eurozone bailout fund to 1 trillion euros.
The extra cash, fiercely resisted by Germany, is needed because of a growing risk that Spain, one the euro's biggest economies, will suffer a Greek-style debt crisis this summer.
Nigel Farage, the leader of Ukip, said: "Divine intervention might be more effective that the intervention of the European Central Bank, but an all seeing, all knowing God would be wise to keep out of the euro."
Officials who circulated the spoof email did not intend their work to become public, or to be seen by their boss, Mr Van Rompuy, the president of European Councils.
The reference to the Pope and the power of prayer has entertained Mr Van Rompuy's staff because he is an austere Catholic who goes on retreat to a Trappist monastery where his brother-in-law is a monk.
"It's just a little joke," said the aide. "He doesn't know about it. Although he might now."
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/9174552/Divine-intervention-is-needed-to-save-the-euro-EU-officials-joke.html
