This is from The Babylon Bee, but it's not satire - it's the best news ever!
Report: It Is Finished
March 30, 2018
WORLD—Multiple extremely reliable sources reported on Good Friday that “it is finished,” with your immeasurably great sin debt having been paid in full on the cross by the Son of God himself, Jesus Christ.
The unthinkable sacrifice to atone for your sin and guilt was reportedly accomplished some 2,000 years ago, once and for all, and is given as a gift to those who place their faith and trust in the Savior.
Sources were also able to confirm that the perfect righteousness of God the Son is freely imputed to those who repent and believe in him, based on his perfect obedience and finished work on the cross, rendering sin, death, and hell defeated forever.
Upon learning of the totally free gift of salvation, millions of people around the world reportedly repented of their sin and believed the gospel, becoming new creations that will glorify God forever.