7 Undeniable Signs We Are Living In The End Times
Oct 24, 2019 20:51:10 GMT -5
Post by Berean on Oct 24, 2019 20:51:10 GMT -5
It would seem the writer doesn't believe the Lord's return is at hand, but this is funny in that the "signs" aren't far off from the ones the lunatic fringe comes up with. 
7 Undeniable Signs We Are Living In The End Times
October 24th, 2019
Is it the last days? Are we living in the end times? Is the apocalypse just around the corner?
Yes, yup, and you betcha.
We scoured the book of Revelation and went to the dark corners of YouTube where weird guys who call themselves things like "The Prophecy Ninja," "Revelation Master," and "The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" make predictions about whether the end is coming soon. All the weirdos on YouTube agree: the Rapture is definitely about to happen.
Here are the seven clearest signs we've obtained that we're living in the end times:
1.) The seven trumpets of Revelation are a clear reference to Trump's seven terms in office. Once Trump's 28 years in the White House are over, it's go time, baby! Hopefully the president converts as many people to Christianity as possible in that short time frame.
2.) The Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. just turned to blood and that can't be a good sign. We're no prophecy pros, but typically that's associated with bad stuff coming. The plague of Pepe the Frog memes is another bad omen.
3.) The Ghostbusters remake was a clear sign we have been given over to God's judgment. In Romans 1, Paul writes that God sometimes gives people over to their sinful desires, allowing them to suffer the consequences. The all-female remake of Ghostbusters was maybe the clearest example of that happening in recent memory.
4.) Prophecy wackos have been predicting it's the end of the world every year for centuries, and frankly, they've gotta be right one of these times. The odds get better every time, that's just basic mathematics.
5.) The moon has turned to blood many times. Sure it was just in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but still. Every time the moon turns to blood and the Moblins come back, we're one step closer to the end.
6.) This climate change activist outside our offices is just standing there holding this cardboard sign that says "THE END IS NEAR" and he seems pretty trustworthy. He smells of patchouli but his heart is in the right place.
7.) The country is politically divided for the first time in history. While previous generations have seen peace and harmony here at home and abroad in places like the Middle East, we see political turmoil now for the first time ever, a clear sign that this is the end.
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7 Undeniable Signs We Are Living In The End Times
October 24th, 2019
Is it the last days? Are we living in the end times? Is the apocalypse just around the corner?
Yes, yup, and you betcha.
We scoured the book of Revelation and went to the dark corners of YouTube where weird guys who call themselves things like "The Prophecy Ninja," "Revelation Master," and "The Third Eagle of the Apocalypse" make predictions about whether the end is coming soon. All the weirdos on YouTube agree: the Rapture is definitely about to happen.
Here are the seven clearest signs we've obtained that we're living in the end times:
1.) The seven trumpets of Revelation are a clear reference to Trump's seven terms in office. Once Trump's 28 years in the White House are over, it's go time, baby! Hopefully the president converts as many people to Christianity as possible in that short time frame.
2.) The Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. just turned to blood and that can't be a good sign. We're no prophecy pros, but typically that's associated with bad stuff coming. The plague of Pepe the Frog memes is another bad omen.
3.) The Ghostbusters remake was a clear sign we have been given over to God's judgment. In Romans 1, Paul writes that God sometimes gives people over to their sinful desires, allowing them to suffer the consequences. The all-female remake of Ghostbusters was maybe the clearest example of that happening in recent memory.
4.) Prophecy wackos have been predicting it's the end of the world every year for centuries, and frankly, they've gotta be right one of these times. The odds get better every time, that's just basic mathematics.
5.) The moon has turned to blood many times. Sure it was just in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, but still. Every time the moon turns to blood and the Moblins come back, we're one step closer to the end.
6.) This climate change activist outside our offices is just standing there holding this cardboard sign that says "THE END IS NEAR" and he seems pretty trustworthy. He smells of patchouli but his heart is in the right place.
7.) The country is politically divided for the first time in history. While previous generations have seen peace and harmony here at home and abroad in places like the Middle East, we see political turmoil now for the first time ever, a clear sign that this is the end.
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