Top-Secret List Of Biden's Anticipated Cabinet Picks

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Funny, but not funny - still praying like crazy that the fraud is uncovered and Trump's rightful victory is acknowledged...or that the rapture happens and the Demonrats and globalists can have their dystopian utopia for all of seven years.  


Here Is A Top-Secret List Of Biden's Anticipated Cabinet Picks

November 8th, 2020




Biden insiders have contacted the Babylon Bee to reveal some of his top cabinet picks. Wow! They must really like us. Take a look at the list below for a revealing look at the next administration.



AOC - Secretary of Math



Jeb Bush - Secretary of Energy



Hunter Biden - Secretary of Treasury



Pete Buttigieg - Secretary of Gay Stuff



Nikole Hannah-Jones - Secretary of Education



Ibram X. Kendi - Secretary of Re-Segregation



Rachael Maddow - Secretary of Defense



CNN President Jeff Zucker - Secretary of Ending The Pandemic



Keith Olbermann - Secretary of Mental Health



Chinese President Xi Jinping - U.S. Trade Representative



Jane Fonda - Secretary of Veterans Affairs



Petro Poroshenko - Secretary of... not sure yet but we'll get him in somewhere



Don Lemon - Director of National Intelligence



Any female of color - Secretary of Diversity



Bernie Sanders - Secretary of Labor



Carole Baskin - Secretary of Health and Human Services



Elizabeth Warren - Director of Bureau of Indian Affairs, duh



Gavin Newsom - Secretary of Transportation



Trump - Secretary of Nicknaming Stuff



Bob Brown - Secretary of White House Handicap Accessibility



Dale Smith - Secretary of White House Maintenance and Telling the President Whatever Those Flyover State People Are Up To



Amber Carter, R.N. - Secretary of Reminding Biden What His Name Is



Chef Gordon Ramsay - Secretary of Crushing Up Meds Into Biden's Applesauce



This list, according to experts, is entirely plausible. We hope you've enjoyed this super exclusive peek into Joe Biden's administration!


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