MSM send hundreds of crickets to cover election fraud
Nov 20, 2020 3:11:31 GMT -5
Post by J.J.Gibbs on Nov 20, 2020 3:11:31 GMT -5
Mainstream media send hundreds of crickets to cover election fraud press conference
13 hours ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie
WASHINGTON DC—Mainstream media outlets sent all their best crickets to cover the election fraud case press conference by Trump’s legal team.
After the team, which includes Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, Jenna Ellis, and Lin Wood made their case, showing that there was widespread fraud throughout the US during the 2020 presidential election, there was a low chirping sound.
“We have hundreds of affidavits and a good deal of statistical evidence that show the widespread fraud in the election that will overturn the false election results and we will be presenting this evidence in court shortly,” Rudy Giuliani said.
“But do you have any evidence?” one cricket with a CNN badge asked.
Another cricket asked if they were going to be adding more people of color to the legal team and yet another asked if any animals were hurt in the production of Sidney Powell’s leopard print shirt.
“Guys, do you realize that this is the most widespread election fraud in the history of the country—maybe even the world?”
“Did you just assume my gender?” one cricket asked.
“Yes, we understand this is the biggest story possibly in the history of the country, but we feel that our crickets will be able to report sufficiently on it,” CNN CEO Jeffrey Zucker said.
The Genesius Times cricket was able to capture video of the actual press conference:
link
13 hours ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie
WASHINGTON DC—Mainstream media outlets sent all their best crickets to cover the election fraud case press conference by Trump’s legal team.
After the team, which includes Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell, Jenna Ellis, and Lin Wood made their case, showing that there was widespread fraud throughout the US during the 2020 presidential election, there was a low chirping sound.
“We have hundreds of affidavits and a good deal of statistical evidence that show the widespread fraud in the election that will overturn the false election results and we will be presenting this evidence in court shortly,” Rudy Giuliani said.
“But do you have any evidence?” one cricket with a CNN badge asked.
Another cricket asked if they were going to be adding more people of color to the legal team and yet another asked if any animals were hurt in the production of Sidney Powell’s leopard print shirt.
“Guys, do you realize that this is the most widespread election fraud in the history of the country—maybe even the world?”
“Did you just assume my gender?” one cricket asked.
“Yes, we understand this is the biggest story possibly in the history of the country, but we feel that our crickets will be able to report sufficiently on it,” CNN CEO Jeffrey Zucker said.
The Genesius Times cricket was able to capture video of the actual press conference:
link
