Biden cancels April Fool’s Day; it marginalizes Democrats
Mar 31, 2021 17:23:31 GMT -5
Post by OmegaMan on Mar 31, 2021 17:23:31 GMT -5
Biden cancels April Fool’s Day because it marginalizes Democrats
25 mins ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie
WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden has officially cancelled April Fool’s Day because it promotes the continued marginalization of his voters.
“April Fool’s Day makes Jim Crow look like Sam Eagle,” Biden said. “This soft bigotry of ‘smart supremacists’ has got to go!”
The holiday has been know for pranks played on “fools” which tend to be Democrats.
A recent study by the Pew Pew Institute showed that nearly 98% of the people fooled on April Fool’s Day were Democrats.
“That explains a lot really, from why they fall for ridiculous medical dictates from hypocrites like Anthony Fauci to why they keep voting for a party that makes their lives worse,” political analyst Alexis de Tocqueville said.
Biden ensured that there will be no jokes on April 1 or after and that all humorous media outlets will be outlawed.
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25 mins ago GENESIUS TIMES: Exavier Saskagoochie
WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden has officially cancelled April Fool’s Day because it promotes the continued marginalization of his voters.
“April Fool’s Day makes Jim Crow look like Sam Eagle,” Biden said. “This soft bigotry of ‘smart supremacists’ has got to go!”
The holiday has been know for pranks played on “fools” which tend to be Democrats.
A recent study by the Pew Pew Institute showed that nearly 98% of the people fooled on April Fool’s Day were Democrats.
“That explains a lot really, from why they fall for ridiculous medical dictates from hypocrites like Anthony Fauci to why they keep voting for a party that makes their lives worse,” political analyst Alexis de Tocqueville said.
Biden ensured that there will be no jokes on April 1 or after and that all humorous media outlets will be outlawed.
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