Firearms 4 Felons: New Gun Redistribution Program
Jul 13, 2011 1:01:49 GMT -5
Post by shann0 on Jul 13, 2011 1:01:49 GMT -5
This is from The People's Cube, kind of a funny site sometimes. Check it out!
thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/firearms-for-felons-new-gun-redistribution-program-t7486.html
Firearms for Felons: New Gun Redistribution Program
Komissar Blogunov
7/9/2011, 10:00 pm
Remember the smashing success of Cash for Clunkers? No? Never mind. This time, with the right people in charge, the government will succeed flawlessly - under budget and ahead of schedule. That's right, I'm talking about Firearms for Felons! What better way to get guns out of the hands of Americans who should never have been allowed to have them in the first place? That sentimental nonsense in the Constitution about the right to bear arms was written way back then; Firearms for Felons is a program for the 21st century!
It's very simple - even someone who clings bitterly to his guns and religion could understand it. You take a gun that you paid several hundred dollars for but were denied access to until your background check cleared (sorry about those times the computer was down and you couldn't get your gun, but every now and then even the government doesn't quite come through on time). You go to a Firearms for Felons receiving center near you, which you can find on the BATFE website. You receive fully $25 for your firearm, which you shouldn't have, and - voilà! - another gun has been removed from the general populace and our streets have been made safer, as if by magic.
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Then a highly trained ATF agent, who is more competent to possess a firearm than you are, searches a database of known criminals - say, a drug dealer or a human trafficker. He then sells your gun to the criminal for a profit, which helps reduce the national debt. In result, not only are the streets safer, but the government is richer so it can finance even more similarly enlightened programs.
Listen to these testimonials from happy customers...
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"I've been trafficking immigrants for years; anybody in my business knows it's just not safe to go unarmed. Thanks to Firearms for Felons, I and my fellow coyotes now travel with rugged, reliable AKs that we couldn't afford before. Thank you, ATF!"
- "Juan", Reynosa
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"It's hard to make a living when Border Patrol agents keep interfering with your home-based pharmaceutical trade. Because of Firearms for Felons, we're armed and business is booming. I wouldn't be the success I am today without the ATF."
- "Julio", Juarez
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"Because of Firearms for Felons, I was able to increase my income just by shooting some of my neighbors and threatening to shoot some of my other neighbors' children. Thanks to the ATF, everybody's terrified of me."
- "Raul", Los Corrales
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And there are many, many more. You see, because of Firearms for Felons...
•Citizens like you who shouldn't own guns are relieved of them
•Our streets are made safer for the Children™
•The Government gets more money (and there's NEVER enough money for the Government)
•Entrepreneurs in developing countries have a chance to come up in the world
You see? It's a win-win situation all around because it's a Government Program! C'mon, get on board. Get rid of that firearm today and let the ATF find someone who can put it to a better use.
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
7/9/2011, 10:24 pm
Comrade Komissar, don't you feel that it is much more in the spirit of World Peace™, Sustainability™, and General Goodness to All Personkind™ to do as our beloved Attornery General, Eric Holder, has done - in short, give federal Stimulus money to the Hispanic™ thugs persons south of the border to make it easier for them to buy these guns? After all, Operation(s) Gunrunner AND Fast and Furious have provided a way for underprivileged (Mexican drug lords) people of the Hispanic persuasion to attain better weapons in order to (continue killing American border guards and tourists) protect themselves from the wily ways of American border guards, who we all know are not to be trusted, because, well, Bush.
Why should we, the privileged Americans, force these poor people south of the border to come up with money to buy our ATF/FBI-provided American guns when we can Create Jobs™ and Spread the Wealth™ by using Official stimulus money to help them out?
Thank Lenin we have Dear Leader to Lead the way in these things, with, of course, the help of his special servants like Mr. Holder, Esq.!
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
7/10/2011, 4:36 am
This is good policy from start to finish. I feel -- as opposed to think, of course -- that the usage of the derogatory "felon" should be done away with. Felons, or the marginally oppressed revolutionary(ies) (MORs for short), are those noble souls struggling against a class-based system that singles them out for revolutionary acts of justice, throws them into the clink, and then goes about sullying their good names through "news" reports on their alleged "crimes". This needs to stop. This needs to stop, now!
Who are we to define what is a crime and what is not a crime? Who are we to say one form of taking is stealing while another form of taking is merely borrowing? We can't, comrades -- we can't make up laws since any and all law is just another form of oppression. We are all criminals which means there are no criminals -- only marginally oppressed revolutionaries.
I say free the MORs and let them have free reign! The MORs are only exacting justice on a cruel system driven by profit and human exploitation. Good on Eric Holder for arming the MORs!
thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/firearms-for-felons-new-gun-redistribution-program-t7486.html
Firearms for Felons: New Gun Redistribution Program
Komissar Blogunov
7/9/2011, 10:00 pm
Remember the smashing success of Cash for Clunkers? No? Never mind. This time, with the right people in charge, the government will succeed flawlessly - under budget and ahead of schedule. That's right, I'm talking about Firearms for Felons! What better way to get guns out of the hands of Americans who should never have been allowed to have them in the first place? That sentimental nonsense in the Constitution about the right to bear arms was written way back then; Firearms for Felons is a program for the 21st century!
It's very simple - even someone who clings bitterly to his guns and religion could understand it. You take a gun that you paid several hundred dollars for but were denied access to until your background check cleared (sorry about those times the computer was down and you couldn't get your gun, but every now and then even the government doesn't quite come through on time). You go to a Firearms for Felons receiving center near you, which you can find on the BATFE website. You receive fully $25 for your firearm, which you shouldn't have, and - voilà! - another gun has been removed from the general populace and our streets have been made safer, as if by magic.
~
Then a highly trained ATF agent, who is more competent to possess a firearm than you are, searches a database of known criminals - say, a drug dealer or a human trafficker. He then sells your gun to the criminal for a profit, which helps reduce the national debt. In result, not only are the streets safer, but the government is richer so it can finance even more similarly enlightened programs.
Listen to these testimonials from happy customers...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"I've been trafficking immigrants for years; anybody in my business knows it's just not safe to go unarmed. Thanks to Firearms for Felons, I and my fellow coyotes now travel with rugged, reliable AKs that we couldn't afford before. Thank you, ATF!"
- "Juan", Reynosa
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"It's hard to make a living when Border Patrol agents keep interfering with your home-based pharmaceutical trade. Because of Firearms for Felons, we're armed and business is booming. I wouldn't be the success I am today without the ATF."
- "Julio", Juarez
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
"Because of Firearms for Felons, I was able to increase my income just by shooting some of my neighbors and threatening to shoot some of my other neighbors' children. Thanks to the ATF, everybody's terrified of me."
- "Raul", Los Corrales
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
And there are many, many more. You see, because of Firearms for Felons...
•Citizens like you who shouldn't own guns are relieved of them
•Our streets are made safer for the Children™
•The Government gets more money (and there's NEVER enough money for the Government)
•Entrepreneurs in developing countries have a chance to come up in the world
You see? It's a win-win situation all around because it's a Government Program! C'mon, get on board. Get rid of that firearm today and let the ATF find someone who can put it to a better use.
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
7/9/2011, 10:24 pm
Comrade Komissar, don't you feel that it is much more in the spirit of World Peace™, Sustainability™, and General Goodness to All Personkind™ to do as our beloved Attornery General, Eric Holder, has done - in short, give federal Stimulus money to the Hispanic™ thugs persons south of the border to make it easier for them to buy these guns? After all, Operation(s) Gunrunner AND Fast and Furious have provided a way for underprivileged (Mexican drug lords) people of the Hispanic persuasion to attain better weapons in order to (continue killing American border guards and tourists) protect themselves from the wily ways of American border guards, who we all know are not to be trusted, because, well, Bush.
Why should we, the privileged Americans, force these poor people south of the border to come up with money to buy our ATF/FBI-provided American guns when we can Create Jobs™ and Spread the Wealth™ by using Official stimulus money to help them out?
Thank Lenin we have Dear Leader to Lead the way in these things, with, of course, the help of his special servants like Mr. Holder, Esq.!
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
7/10/2011, 4:36 am
This is good policy from start to finish. I feel -- as opposed to think, of course -- that the usage of the derogatory "felon" should be done away with. Felons, or the marginally oppressed revolutionary(ies) (MORs for short), are those noble souls struggling against a class-based system that singles them out for revolutionary acts of justice, throws them into the clink, and then goes about sullying their good names through "news" reports on their alleged "crimes". This needs to stop. This needs to stop, now!
Who are we to define what is a crime and what is not a crime? Who are we to say one form of taking is stealing while another form of taking is merely borrowing? We can't, comrades -- we can't make up laws since any and all law is just another form of oppression. We are all criminals which means there are no criminals -- only marginally oppressed revolutionaries.
I say free the MORs and let them have free reign! The MORs are only exacting justice on a cruel system driven by profit and human exploitation. Good on Eric Holder for arming the MORs!
