Absolute Legend Keeps A Single French Fry In His Mouth Like A Cigarette Aboard Flight So He Doesn't Have To Wear A Mask
It's not bad enough you have to wear a chin diaper in the airport for 2 to 3 hours, then you have to wear it aboard the already oxygen-depleted airplane for hours, just to land and keep it on at the next airport until you finally get out.
Well, not all heroes wear capes, some dangle french fries from their lips, exposing a nice loophole to the entire mask madness during travel.
This guy kept a lone fry in his mouth for over an hour and a half until the plane landed.
You all better get to the airport an extra half hour early to stand in that massive McDonald's line where all flyers will be buying a large order of fries.